One Of My Favorite Clips Ever, and What Goes Around Comes Around...

Every day of my life, I have thought about how uncoordinated I am. And then I saw this guy.

And by the way, I can't believe we haven't dated.

I wanted to hate this chick for winning it all. But then I realized her name was Starr Spangler. And I laughed.

Some Kind of Wonderful is still a REALLY good movie.

It's not weird that I've always related the most to the butch- drummer girl, right?

Wow. You really blew it.

I'm definitely getting older. Lately I've been having two-day hangovers. SO lame.

Hmmmm....I wonder how Jesus would feel about this story:

Judge orders Mel Gibson deposed in lawsuit

LOS ANGELES – A judge says Mel Gibson will have to answer questions about planning and filming "The Passion of the Christ" in response to a screenwriter's lawsuit.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Gregory Alarcon on Tuesday ordered Gibson to appear for a deposition by mid-January. Gibson's attorneys had tried to keep him from having to answer questions regarding his blockbuster film about Jesus' last hours.

Screenwriter Benedict Fitzgerald is suing Gibson, claiming he was underpaid for his work on "Passion."

Fitzgerald's attorneys claimed Tuesday that his payments were eroded by Gibson's spending habits while filming the movie in Italy, including "tens of thousands" of dollars on his children's education and a $78,000 chiropractor bill.

If you love American Dad....you don't get it.

The way the entertainment industry is dealing with the recession is officially pissing me off. ABC cancels Eli Stone, Pushing Daisies, and Dirty Sexy Money, yet America's Funniest Home Videos gets renewed for the 19th season. Seriously???

I've been hearing the rumors that you two are back together. Let me just state for the record....you are my all time favorite trainwreck couple. PLEASE GET BACK TOGETHER!!

As someone who was threatened by these jackasses on bikes daily, it was just a matter of time until this happened;

Sword-Wielder Killed At Scientology Center

Security Guard Shoots Man Waving Pair Of Samurai Swords At Hollywood Building, LAPD Says

Pedestrians walk past the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre International, where police are conducting a crime scene investigation Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008, in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Ric Francis

(AP) Police said a man who waved a pair of Samurai swords on the grounds of a Hollywood Scientology building had a "previous relationship" to the church, but released little other information about the man shot and killed by a security guard.

The unidentified man, described as being in his 40s, approached three guards Sunday in the parking lot of the Scientology Celebrity Centre, Los Angeles Police Deputy Chief Terry S. Hara said.

The man was "close enough to hurt them" when one of the guards shot him, Hara said, and after questioning the guards and looking at surveillance tape decided the shooting was justified.

"The evidence itself, it's very, very clear," Hara said. "The security officers were defending their safety."

Police said the tape showed the man appearing at about noon in a red convertible, then approaching the guards with a sword in each hand before he was shot, Hara said.

The man was later pronounced dead at Los Angeles County-USC Medical Center.

Detective Wendi Berndt told the Los Angeles Times the man had been involved with the church in the past.

"There was a previous relationship, but it is unclear to what degree," Berndt said.

Calls to Scientology spokespeople on Sunday were not returned.

There is something so perfect about all the rich kids' names in 80's movies. I mean, they just don't make characters like Blaine and Harley and Steff anymore.

And they don't make guys like Jake Ryan anymore either:(

If I ever use the word "momtourage" or "bromance", please fucking kill me.

I am also very excited for 2009 and “Change.” Like, maybe making some money for a change.

Sometimes I think wine is the most dangerous drink. Because once you open a bottle, don't you feel kind of bad not finishing it off?

Meet one of the most peaceful, sensitive men I have seen on TV in some time. You might recognize his name.

(Rodney King)


The last thing someone without a job needs is a blackberry. But it was hot pink....and ummm....a couple of times I have looked for jobs on it:)

Just when I thought I couldn't hate this little shit

any more....they announce he is re-making the Karate Kid!

Mr. Miyagi

is definitely rolling over in his grave:(

Is there anything better than Thanksgiving dinner served on a beer pong table? (And of course, followed by a beer pong tournament and a dance party?)

(special thanks to Grig and Anne for getting me a beer pong table for my b-day last year!)