4/16/09

I'm Back! And I Missed You Blog:)




Congratulations on joining facebook Oprah. I promise NOT to accept your friend request.




I love Tyra as much as the next gay man, but this is ridiculous.



I'm kind of enjoying the new slutty Alias.



People often ask me what it's like living in Hollywood. Well, sometimes things get crazy and you end up doing a shot with this guy...all grown up.




This whole situation is just sad to me.




Even though he is kind of an evil game-player, this guy is inspirational.



Please enjoy some of the best falls you have seen in a while.


(The video is a little long, because I just couldn't decide which fall was my favorite!!)


It makes me feel kind of dirty, but I can't stop watching this show.




But really, Taya? She is the worst. How did you manage to pick the skankiest girl that actually THINKS she is classy? A-O



I am SO not surprised you went out looking for college girls.





Maybe now TLC will stop glorifying families that have this many kids!



Or not.



Congratulations Pac-10 Champions!! I am SO proud of you!




And if you ever want to have Italian babies, I'm all yours.




The show is insane. But I think that is why it is kind of genius.




I am SO glad you have finally jumped the shark. Thank G-d!




But I hope to still see your drunk ass on TV.




I kind of wish Tracy was back on SNL.



I already miss ER:(



I am still distraught over this going off the market. (If you haven't tried one, run to your closest gas station ASAP!)




The recession doesn't seem to affect those damn girl scouts in any way.
How can I get in on those Girl Scout cookies?





P.S. Thanks Amy for introducing me to these. They are no thin mint, but they are delicious!




Okay, I like them, but this girl creeped me out.




I couldn't find any pictures of her, but how much do you hate that little shit who tells her mom she won't eat minced fish?


And speaking of annoying commercials, why are you doing commercials again? Ugh!



You know I'll always love you Chino, but I hope you've taken some acting classes since the OC.



Only in Ohio! I love my home state sometimes.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/31/creative-drunk-gets-dui-on-a-motorized-bar-stool/


When did my TV get so small that the scores and captions don't fit on my screen? I get it. I don't have a fancy HDTV. Why don't you just kick me when I'm down.



I knew this chick was psycho. But I admire her creativity in attacking someone with a cat. P.S. Make sure to notice her fiance's last name. Nothing makes me laugh more than rhyming names!
http://www.theinsider.com/news/1876224_Project_Runway_Season_5_Finalist_Kenley_Collins_Arrested


Isn't it performing 101 to make sure your mic is turned off if you are going to start talking about your vagina offstage?



This show is so awesomely addictive!





I eat sushi once a week. I'm still available Broadway. Unlike this douche.