I don't know why...but something won't let me hate you. In fact I kind of love your show.
And I'm not proud, but Onch, I miss you.
Any time someone has a meltdown and throws themselves into an empty treasure chest, I have to take a picture.
Congratulations. You are officially the most insane person on TV.
Though sometimes, I wonder if you are just trying to re-enact Christopher Lloyd's character in The Dream Team.
Is there anything more tragic than a father/son drug bust?
You might try to fight it...but admit it, if you hear Piano Man, you ARE going to end up singing along. Possibly even screaming along if you've had a few beers.
(Picture by Jamie Nelson:)
Sorry SNL. I'm not buying the whole comeback hype. And honestly, you are REALLY screwed now that Amy Poehler is gone.
For the record, you are never going to get me to watch your show by advertising a Katie Holmes cameo.
(Just bring back George Michael, OKAY!)
I'm not even a little surprised.
Darrell Hammond 
is
no Phil Hartman 
....and NEVER will be.
I LOVE going to Starbucks 
And if the barista annoys me, when they ask me if I'm sure I don't want coffee, I tell them I don't like Starbuck's coffee. I swear one time I ALMOST made a barista's head explode. It was so fun!
I'd rather be curvy than look like Janice Dickinson.
I don't trust anyone who is a Jewish Republican. Or lactose intolerant.
Yo Gabba Gabba is the new H.R. Pufnstuf . Only Yo Gabba Gabba doesn't creep me out.
This is my worst nightmare.
But THIS is a family I can get behind.
Why can't we eat green bean casserole year-round? For having vegetables in it, that shit is good.
This didn't work out. Really? weird.
And for the record, I'd rather sleep with an 85 year old than this no-talent douchebag.
Sometimes I fantasize about how I want to go crazy. Continually running over my sunglasses with my car on a highway....definite contender.
For Halloween, my boyfriend and I decided to be our "favorite" prop comics;
Carrot Top
and Gallagher;
(Happy Birthday Matt and Travis!)
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