Gopman's Gossip: From the Archives...

**So...for those of you that don't know, I've spent the last few months traveling the world. This is a blog from the vault that I didn't quite get published before I left. Hopefully you will enjoy this oldie but goody:)

I'm not proud, but I'm probably going to end up seeing this when it comes out on DVD.

But it makes me sad, you are no Farley. And you never will be.

And Farley might have done Beverly Hills Ninja, but he never would have done this crap.

On a side note, is it possible to OD on peaches?

I feel so sorry for this guy. He never had it easy, did he?

This guy is either insane or a genius. I'm betting on genius.

I remember how judgmental you were on Celebrity Apprentice. Really? YOU are trying to judge people?

I was forced to watch this on a plane. It was even worse than I thought.

What is wrong with this girl?

I'm so thankful this show is on right now. How did this happen? I thought I hated vampires.

Except for this guy.

Do you REALLY think the show could survive without you?

Wow. I thought they had already cast every type of psycho on the Real World. I didn't know about you.

If you don't know about this guy, you're an idiot.

And honestly, I kind of love this chick. I feel like her song has been playing in my head my whole life.

This show is FASCINATING. And it makes me feel better about my tchotchkes.

I'm not proud. But I've found myself watching shows like this.

Can you imagine how much pepto bismol this guy needs?

It makes me happy that the word foodie has replaced the word fatty.

This movie looks AMAZING.

But my dad wants to sue because he says he started a "schmucks club" in college.
True Story.

If you are on this guy's team, I have news for you socially awkward chubby girl.
Welcome to your first moment as a "fruit fly."