All the Single Ladies...

This is the best stupid show I've seen in a long-time. It makes me laugh a lot.


(Go ahead and record it. You are welcome:)


I kind of miss the days of stupid shows.

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In case you ever had any doubt, I'm SO Team Coco.




And Team Wes.




And Team Liddell (can you believe I'm a girl and I watch this?)




Why has Beyonce never rhymed her name with fiance? It's so OBVIOUS.





Have you ever had these? They might be the best thing that happened to me in 2009.





I think I'm getting old. I've been flossing my teeth almost every day. Even when I get home all drunk at night. When did I turn into that person?





Come on America. I know we want to see her fall, but let's not encourage her. I'm begging you.





STOP HAVING BABIES. This isn't some kind of contest. And if you need it to be, you win. Now stop!!





If you want to see two insane people go batshit crazy on each other-Go ahead Mike Starr...




Tom Sizemore dares you to say dopesick one more time!





Damn you Sex and the City movie. The last one made me so angry. But then you had this guy in the preview.






It's hard to motivate yourself to climb the ladder at work when your boss is homeless.


No this isn't my boss but a)she is homeless and b) isn't this picture kind of amazing?)



I know you are going to think I'm crazy-but the new Melrose kind of has its moments.





FYI- I LOVE this guy. And if you don't, child please.





We all have our moments (and believe me, I had a ton in college) but I never fell into a cactus.





Or left a party with a mysterious white powder on my shoes.


(thanks KM for reminding me that I can't let such moments slide by without a blog mention:)



Steven Seagal, you continue to frighten and captivate me.


(One of the CREEPIEST pictures ever)


I finally got an HDTV. Now there is no reason to leave the house.


You still look amazing in HD by the way.





You -not so much.





For any of you that told me a Time Warner DVR
is the same as a Tivo, I feel sorry for you.

I feel like you might also think that Jay Leno is the best comedy out there.

But in your defense, you must not know any better.


I don't need there to be official charges filed to know this guy is a scumbag. And your mullet! Wow, you are really owning it.




Cyndi Lauper is amazing. She's everything eccentric and insane that I hoped she would be.





And somehow, this guy always wins me over.





They say everything I want to say.





I really hate ripping on one of my all-time favorite shows, but seriously, how lame are Pam and Jim now? It's kind of heartbreaking.





But nothing could be as lame as this piece of crap. Nice job Seinfeld. Way to prove NBC could get even shittier.





This is an LA craze I can actually get behind.




I wish I was a rich, famous celebrity so I could go on this show. It's so rad.




This blog is happening in the middle of the night because of 5 calimochos. Trust me, they are delicious.




Please stop getting the Potty Dance song stuck in my head. I don't have kids, so it just ends up being really creepy.




By the way, for those of you that haven't heard, I'm officially engaged!! Yayyy!