Gopman's Gossip: I Can't Resist....My Thoughts on 90210

They are so trying to make this show edgy.

(Did the first school scene really start with a top-secret blowjob in the school parking lot?)

Let's take a minute to remember the good old days!

But...I kind of want to make the re-vamped theme song my ringtone.

Annie really reminds me of a combo of two famous ladies.

There is a part of me that loves that she is a theater nerd.

But really...even West Beverly wouldn't get the rights to Spring Awakening right now!
(Spoken by a TRUE theater nerd:)

Kelly has a son??? Wait....what happened to Dylan?

I love it that Hannah Zuckerman-Vasquez got a shout-out!(and it was funny when the teacher said...what..is she 30? Nice callback to Hannah's mom!)

How excited was this guy when 90210 called?

(Because as far I've seen, he has lived at the bar at Red Rock since around 2002)

Where's Mrs. Teasley? She would have appreciated a call too dammit!

Do I look that old? ( You'd better be thinking no!)

(sorry Shannen:( I still adore you!!)

I kind of love her...but does that mean I would be Erin Silver if I was the youth of today? Because that makes me feel weird.

Brilliant casting...hiring Jessie Spano.

And...sorry new 90210...I can't let it slide...am I honestly supposed to believe she is celebrating her sweet sixteen? Because she looks like she is 45.

I love how they made THIS 90210 more ethnically appropriate.

I mean...on the original...can you think of anyone ethnic besides that kid DeShawn

that Brandon tutored on the basketball team and Steve's freshman buddy Herbert?

By the way...while looking for a picture of Herbert...I found out some disturbing info. Guess who his dad is in real life?

(the one on the right:)

Do you think she misses those little Olsen shits?

Do you think he misses Amanda?

I have to say...I do kind of like their vibe together though.

I am SO happy that you are on this show.
(But I still miss Arrested Development every day!)

(Wait...did she just say that back in the day Ricardo Montalban cracked an egg on her ass? I LOVE her)

Awesome cameo. I always loved Sue Ellen.

I love it that *his dad is a porn producer. Now that is the LA I know and love!

(*I did however see a spoiler about Navid that left me very conflicted about things. I don't want to give it away..but when they reveal it, you are going to know EXACTLY what my issue is)

Brandon still stalks Kelly? That is kind of pathetic.

I'm a little hot for teacher.

And Kelly better watch out! As my friend Robin pointed out (and I 100% agree) Brenda is SO going to try to steal him!

I mean, didn't we learn in like 1994 that Brenda is NEVER going to forgive Kelly for stealing Dylan?

One of the most unbelievable parts of the episode to me was when everyone goes to hang out at Santa Monica Pier on a Friday night. Come on...no one goes to that beach at night, ESPECIALLY not Beverly Hills kids. It is super sketchy!

Then again, they actually film this show at Torrance High School...so I guess location is relative!

If the CW doesn't get the ratings that they hope for...might I recommend bringing Emily Valentine back? She could still stir some shit up!