Some Reflections on 2009

Sometimes, I long for the days when I needed a Trapper Keeper.



I am so happy that I have no clue who Dr. Oz is.


I'm not sure anyone's dream job just appears. If you really want it, you are probably going to have to chase it down.


Things are pretty grim. It might be time for another Hands Across America.


But then I found this picture. AAAAHHHHHHHH!




New Year's Resolutions are bullshit.


Unless your resolution is to eat, drink, and be merry.




The BCS is ridiculous. Even I get that, and I'm a girl!


Holy shit!! Is that Ray Pruitt on Confessions of a Teen Idol??


And how can Eric Nies be that old? (And insane!)


And Billy Hufsey?? You need to run to your Tivo.


But why aren't there any women on this show? Oh yeah, they would never have a second chance if they were this old!


Conan, I am counting down the days until you are in LA. Don't be creeped out, but I FULLY plan on stalking you.



People who hate New Year's Eve, aren't doing it right.

I hate the words pus, phlegm, mucus, and turkey medallions.

An amazing word; Giggle.

Do you remember these cookies? They kicked ass.



Unemployment can be really stressful, but if you find yourself unemployed, maybe you should evaluate what you really want to do. Now is your chance to change it up!

My cat got so chatty when I came home from a 2 week trip back east, that he meowed until he lost his voice. How hilarious is that?

Can we just stop it with the dance shows already?

Unless you are going to make a dance show like they had in Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Because Dance TV seemed AMAZING!!




I hate it that IPODs are the standard. Because no one thinks you are cool when you ask if they need you to bring your Creative Zen to the party:(


I don't care what you think. Dave Matthews is sexy.





Tip #1 about your new show:

STOP SAYING "THIS IS HOWIE DO IT!!!!! "

Tip #2-Be More Funny.


You never notice how awesome it is to breathe through your nose until you have a cold and you can't!



I heard your brother stole a bunch of your money. Wow. That must have been so weird. You don't know anything about stealing anything, like, um, other people's jokes!



Good for you MTV. It's about time you had a transgendered person on The Real World.


But this doesn't make me forget about the hundreds of douchebags you have had on the show in the last 21 years.



If your man thinks he should be a contender for "Mr. Awesome", I really don't think Tool Academy is going to fix him.



HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY TO MY DAD, ARNIE!! ( You don't look a day over 29!)


(Check out his kick-ass cake!)