Enjoy This Blog....While I Starve...I Mean Atone For The Jewish Holiday

Wow. I am getting old. Lately my neck has been hurting so I have been watching TV like this.....

(With my airplane neck pillow on. )
p.s. Tyra has taught me so much. Don't I look skinny in this picture? It's because I made my boyfriend stand up high to take it:)

Whenever I see your new ads...one word comes to mind. And it is that word that comes before Housewives.....what is it?...oh yeah...DESPERATE.

Why is it that anytime a character turns evil, they suddenly become a brunette? I hate that.

P.S. You are losing me. You better get it together fast.

Your show makes me happy.

Not to mention it has some of my all-time favorite

musical theater ladies.

It is unbelievable to me that you would introduce yourself as someone laid back. You are the most unhappy, uptight douchebag I have seen on this show in a while.

And I watched when Rob and Amber were on, so that is saying a lot!

I thought I hated this girl. But last week....she kind of stole the show.

(And I don't mean Spring Awakening!)

Have you had Chicken Parmesan lately? You should.

I am rooting for My Own Worst Enemy. I've missed Hard Harry.

I need to say it again, I honestly LOVE watching these idiots suffer.

And if you let a guy nicknamed Johnny Bananas decide your food rations, you deserve to suffer.

She

is really making

Vicki from Small Wonder seem like a bad actress.

You need to get laid.

I know you stopped watching this ten years ago.....but trust me. You NEED to come back.

And George....the guy on the left is making you look like an ass for not coming back.

I can't speak for all Jews...but when G-d decided the best way to suffer uh...I mean atone....was to fast for a day, he SO had my number.

I can't believe I fought watching this show for so long. It's kind of amazing.

And this show just gets better and better....

I never thought I would root for a serial killer.

I want to defend Kentucky, but you are not helping their case.

(Because it is clear you are about to take an Ultimate Fighter meltdown to the next level)


Just don't take things to the Rampage Jackson level!

(and in case you don't know...this guy tried to flee a hit and run in a truck with his picture plastered on the side!)


I guess I'm a little twisted. Because I think you are even hotter now that I know you are a sex addict.

Blatant evidence that it's not time for me to pop out a kid.... my boyfriend just found out his best friend's girl is pregnant, and he LITERALLY fainted. FAINTED!!