I Might Have a Hoarding Problem or a TV Addiction:)

How f***in crazy are these two?




But didn't you kind of always know he was going to turn into Cousin Eddie?




How did I start liking her?




And why can I relate to like every one of her songs? Am I 17?





Just when I thought I couldn't love this guy anymore...





He had my nemesis kicked out of his movie.





And this show, has actually gotten pretty hilarious.





Congrats. It takes a lot to make me hate a hippy.






This guy broke my heart a little bit.





And this guy, tugs at my heart more than most. You were robbed.





Go Orthodox Jew! Make my people(and other curvy girls) proud!





And I always root for an awkward chick.






These kids have the life! I can't believe this season is in Prague!





These are two of the most responsible kids I've ever met. I'm literally inspired by them.






You on the other hand. I don't know where to start. You are SUCH a trainwreck.






This show is kind of fun.





And you are kind of hot.





Thankfully you distract me from this guy's fat neck.





I know I'm supposed to laugh, but I'm starting to freak out about what a bad mom you are.





But after that hot sex scene with Zack Morris, I totally forgive you!





You continue to be one of the best shows on TV.






I literally have nightmares about this commercial. It is so disturbing when the side of his head is almost shaved off.





If real dating life was like this, we'd all be in trouble!


(But I'm totally addicted to this show!)


Just so everyone knows, I'm never going to get so excited at work that I high five someone.





Wait, you still have papers from when you were in 3rd grade, right?


Okay fine, I guess I might be a hoarder.


( Don't worry, this isn't really my room:)





I just watched this movie, and wow, Peter Jackson, you should stick to hobbits.





You are no Lost, that's for sure.





But seeing your face makes me miss your genius dad:(


And he would be so proud!


Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Buehrer!

Enjoy This Blog....While I Starve...I Mean Atone For The Jewish Holiday

Wow. I am getting old. Lately my neck has been hurting so I have been watching TV like this.....

(With my airplane neck pillow on. )
p.s. Tyra has taught me so much. Don't I look skinny in this picture? It's because I made my boyfriend stand up high to take it:)

Whenever I see your new ads...one word comes to mind. And it is that word that comes before Housewives.....what is it?...oh yeah...DESPERATE.

Why is it that anytime a character turns evil, they suddenly become a brunette? I hate that.

P.S. You are losing me. You better get it together fast.

Your show makes me happy.

Not to mention it has some of my all-time favorite

musical theater ladies.

It is unbelievable to me that you would introduce yourself as someone laid back. You are the most unhappy, uptight douchebag I have seen on this show in a while.

And I watched when Rob and Amber were on, so that is saying a lot!

I thought I hated this girl. But last week....she kind of stole the show.

(And I don't mean Spring Awakening!)

Have you had Chicken Parmesan lately? You should.

I am rooting for My Own Worst Enemy. I've missed Hard Harry.

I need to say it again, I honestly LOVE watching these idiots suffer.

And if you let a guy nicknamed Johnny Bananas decide your food rations, you deserve to suffer.

She

is really making

Vicki from Small Wonder seem like a bad actress.

You need to get laid.

I know you stopped watching this ten years ago.....but trust me. You NEED to come back.

And George....the guy on the left is making you look like an ass for not coming back.

I can't speak for all Jews...but when G-d decided the best way to suffer uh...I mean atone....was to fast for a day, he SO had my number.

I can't believe I fought watching this show for so long. It's kind of amazing.

And this show just gets better and better....

I never thought I would root for a serial killer.

I want to defend Kentucky, but you are not helping their case.

(Because it is clear you are about to take an Ultimate Fighter meltdown to the next level)


Just don't take things to the Rampage Jackson level!

(and in case you don't know...this guy tried to flee a hit and run in a truck with his picture plastered on the side!)


I guess I'm a little twisted. Because I think you are even hotter now that I know you are a sex addict.

Blatant evidence that it's not time for me to pop out a kid.... my boyfriend just found out his best friend's girl is pregnant, and he LITERALLY fainted. FAINTED!!